Hello? Is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can hear me ... wait, I stole that from Pink Floyd. Anyway, it's been a while since I've rapped at you guys. My body has been cryogenically frozen for about two years now, but the power went out the other day and woke me up. Not true, of cou…

I think we can all agree that most people you encounter in life fall somewhere between "pleasant" and "cordial." Generally speaking, folks will ask you how it's going (even if they really don't want to know), use their manners most of the time, and even hold the door for you as you sprint in…